only if we run a train.
done.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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