I feel like I'm in dance class right now
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
PANTIES FOUND
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
