I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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