It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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