even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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