Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(914): View more from New York

oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar

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(305): View more from Florida

you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out

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(662): View more from Mississippi

It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though

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(708): View more from Illinois

Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...

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(919): View more from North Carolina

She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.

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All she wanted was a cigarette

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?

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(352): View more from Florida

Ok so I need a recap of last night...

(813): View more from Florida

YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that

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