Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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