I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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