I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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