the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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