I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I woke up under a house in Key West
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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