Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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