Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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