guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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