so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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