Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
