You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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