Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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