god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
