I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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