would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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