The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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