bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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