Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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