ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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