You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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