My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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