If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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