I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I am available for nakedness
Randomize
