i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Randomize
