can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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