I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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