I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I have aggressive nipples.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
