and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
The police scanner is talking about you again....
two words...techno handjob
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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