Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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