I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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