at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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