if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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