Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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