I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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