he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
