I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
