You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Drake has all the answers
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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