Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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