Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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