yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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