i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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