Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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