she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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