Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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