I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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