11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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