She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
is wine microwaveable?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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