A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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